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silentshivers:

literally how does anyone not believe in aliens

are u really so anthropocentric that you think there are millions and billions and trillions of light years of the ever expanding universe but we’re the only life to possibly exist smh

austrianwhore:

that feeling of satisfaction when you finally finish hanging all of your fish on a clothes line in the middle of an empty field

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yellowberet:

ghostmoritz:

yellowberet:

our friend noah

almost got mugged today

they were like “give us your money”

and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

and it worked

WHAT THE FUCK????

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

cometstiel:

zombiesdocrossfit:

You look cute in flannel. It really brings out the gay in your eyes.

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timecurry:

hellohelbig:

justindonuts:

lets-get-krunk:

"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography

"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel

"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off

"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet

armin-out:

every song is a ship song if you’re in too deep

r-radiate:

amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

lovelynobody00:

rizplease:

cryptaniac:

batromance:

how many times have this two broken up seriously

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omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship

tombakeristhebestdoctor:

disgruntledvillager:

superwhomerlock-feels:

the-winbreasters:

THEY JUST WANTED TO FIND THEIR DAD
THEY JUST WANTED TO FIND THEIR DAD

And we all know which fandom that belongs to

Finding Nemo

NEMO WASN’T LOOKING FOR HIS DAD HIS DAD WAS LOOKING FOR HIM

unconvenience:

plot twist: your crush likes you too

bombursbelly:

bombursbelly:

Bombur was poorly represented in the new poster so I made a couple alterations.

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pls stop forgetting him

thedoctorsherlockedmyheart:

edwardian-time-machine:

Tom Hiddleston and Jessica Chastain on the set of their new film, Crimson Peak

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This looks like Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter on the set of another Tim Burton movie

twinkleofafadingstar:

number one pet peeve of all academia related to literature:

  • when men are characters but women are symbols